- I don't care if it causes stretch marks, the second I get home I want nothing more than to tear off my clothes and have a scratch fest. Stretching skin is ITCHY!
- Today was the last day of school. When everyone returns in August I will not be recognizable. Children will run away from me for fear of the belly (make sure to read this out loud and say the word "belly" in a growling/monster voice).
- I go to work for another week and then just occasionally throughout the summer. You might think this is something to look forward to. For me it means all those baby-to-do items I've been putting off until summer actually have to get done. It's crunch time and I don't know where to begin. I know how to go to work and do my job. I don't know how to prepare for having a baby!
- Contractions are crazy feeling. They don't hurt (yet), but it's quite strange to just be minding your own business and suddenly every ab muscle you didn't know existed gets tighter than I could ever imagine. Although my stomach is larger than it's ever been, I finally have the rock hard abs I've always dreamed of. Maybe it's time to break out that bikini after all.
- That last line was a joke. Pregnant women and bikinis do not mix. Ever.
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This is my life!!! I swear I get home from work, rip off my bra and start scratching. My husband is repulsed but I can't stop!
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