I'm exciting to share the first story from the Time To Laugh series I will be doing once a week! If you have a funny story/embarrassing moment you would like to send in you can e-mail me at jamielb_03@hotmail.com.
I would like to introduce Chole, and you can find her awesome blog here. We have a mutual love for finding treasures at the D.I. Her story is about peeing your pants and I almost peed my pants laughing when I read it!
Broken
the toilet in our apartment is broken.
i repeat. the one toilet that we have in our apartment is broken.
what are we going to do?
what do people do in these types of situations?
boys have it easy. they can just whip it out anywhere.
i however am in trouble.
i have a bladder the size of a peanut.
why did i just drink that 32 oz of liquid?
bad chloe. very bad chloe.
if i get desperate my only option is the bathtub.
desperate times call for desperate measures people.
oh come on.
don't act like you have never been stuck on the freeway for 5 hours in a snowstorm before on your way to pick up your sister from the airport after just drinking a big gulp.
and don't tell me that you wouldn't have tried to pee in that 32 oz. cup because i promise i never thought i would be one of those people. i also thought i would be able to do this successfully. i was wrong on that part.
what is worse than trying to pee in a cup on the freeway in your car in the middle of a snowstorm? unsuccessfully fulfilling this task. then having to sit in it while you pick up you sister. only to have her say,
"i have been waiting for you for 6 hours! you have no idea the type of day i have had!"
me: "oh really? well i have been sitting in my own urine. for 4 hours. and my leg is burning because of it. but you are totally right. i am so sorry."
maddie: "EWWW! that is disgusting! you are so gross!"
me: "yeah. i purposely did it just to piss you off (no pun intended)because i actually have no problem with sitting in my wet clothes for 4 hours while stuck in a huge snowstorm."
what could make this situation worse?
finding out that the snowstorm shut down the freeway and you are stuck in draper for the rest of the night.
yeah. you imagine the rest of the story.
oh, and it was valentines day.
even better.
anyway. this is the perfect ending to a perfect week.
if i get desperate my only option is the bathtub.
desperate times call for desperate measures people.
oh come on.
don't act like you have never been stuck on the freeway for 5 hours in a snowstorm before on your way to pick up your sister from the airport after just drinking a big gulp.
and don't tell me that you wouldn't have tried to pee in that 32 oz. cup because i promise i never thought i would be one of those people. i also thought i would be able to do this successfully. i was wrong on that part.
what is worse than trying to pee in a cup on the freeway in your car in the middle of a snowstorm? unsuccessfully fulfilling this task. then having to sit in it while you pick up you sister. only to have her say,
"i have been waiting for you for 6 hours! you have no idea the type of day i have had!"
me: "oh really? well i have been sitting in my own urine. for 4 hours. and my leg is burning because of it. but you are totally right. i am so sorry."
maddie: "EWWW! that is disgusting! you are so gross!"
me: "yeah. i purposely did it just to piss you off (no pun intended)because i actually have no problem with sitting in my wet clothes for 4 hours while stuck in a huge snowstorm."
what could make this situation worse?
finding out that the snowstorm shut down the freeway and you are stuck in draper for the rest of the night.
yeah. you imagine the rest of the story.
oh, and it was valentines day.
even better.
anyway. this is the perfect ending to a perfect week.
oh well. at least sean looks cute fixing the toilet.
people can look cute fixing toilets, right?
7 comments:
AH!!! That's so funny and yet sad! hah I love this series :)
This is such a fun series idea! I wouldn't even know what story to pick, my whole life is one awkward moment after another. This one definitely made me laugh! Adorable blog too:-)
Great, Jamie! It's coming along! It looks good girl
I love it. Her blog is amazing. When she linked to this post and I had to think which embarrassing story it would be, I forgot about this one. That is awesome. Also, this segment is fantastic! What a lovely idea to make people laugh during the week.
Ok, here's another comment from me, I love your impound story and I read you're about thing and pretty sure we're meant to be at least blog friends because Bountiful is awesome!
don't you love chloe? she is hilarious. i love her. i wish i had a funny story to share! but i'm kinda boring..
Haha, I love Chloe's blog. This is hilarious!
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