Socks

I have a problem, a kind of embarrassing and gross problem. I always have worn out, see through, holy socks. Not even kidding. Sick right? I buy a new package like every month, and every month I'll put my feet up or lay on my stomach exposing my little stockings and my husband will say "oh man you're socks! Gross James!" They are usually see through on the bottoms or a hole has recently begun.

Hole in your jeans = super cool chick.
Hole in your socks = Gross chick that looks like a hobo.

Disclaimer: Once the hole emerges I trash them immediately, until then the see through phase is wearable.

If my Grandma catches you with socks that have holes in the bottom, she leaps out from who knows where, grabs the hole and begins to tear until the sock is in two pieces. I should have learned my lesson a long time ago. My problem? I keep buying my socks at Wal-Mart fall apart! I've recently started venturing into my husband's sock drawer (another kind of gross confession) and stealing his socks. His are fancy, thick, cushy, don't wear out on the bottoms, and feel like foot heaven to my little toesies. Even if the heal comes part way up my calf, it's better than what my sock drawer has to offer. Someone please tell me, where can I get really nice socks that aren't going to make me feel like I'm wasting money that could be spent on new shoes?

Blogs are weird. I just wrote two paragraphs about how my socks suck, and I even took a picture to go along with it (hello writer's block). What, you think I'm weird? Well if you've made it this far then you're even weirder for taking the time to read about my holy socks. Ha.