Last night Mark and I went shoe shopping. The mall in St. George doesn't have much to offer, but I was shocked at the numerous stores selling hideous shoes. I know I'm not the most fashion savvy person. I refuse to wear heals, skinny jeans, high waist pants, and anything that puts me at risk for looking like I belong with the circus. Even those of you who are fans of heels will find the following confusing, painful, and just plain gross. If anyone actually own shoes like this I apologize. But please do not wear them anywhere except Halloween and costume parties. And only if you have health insurance. 

I bought these.