The Things No One Tells You Before You Get Married

Remember when I mentioned one of the things no one tells you about before you get married in this post? Now I would like to include a few of the others:

• Don't plan on spending the same amount at the grocery store each week as you did in college. Men eat much much more! Triple your grocery bill at least. 
• You can't just wear your green pore cleansing face mask at night and go into the living room to chat. Your husband will scream and may possibly run out the front door. 
• Be prepared to always have some sort of sports playing on your TV. If there aren't any games on at that current moment there will be a re-run or at least something on ESPN. 
• Do not try to trick your husband by sneaking vegetables, low fat cheese and whole grain pasta into your recipes. He will eat them to be polite, but he knows the difference. 
• From the day you graduate high school it seems like the funny question people love to ask is "So when are you getting married?" Once you finally do get married you're so happy you will never have to answer this questions again. So that your life doesn't lack awkward moments, this question will be replaced with "So when are you having a baby?"
• If you try to sleep on a full size bed because you don't want to pay for a bigger one and you don't mind sleeping that close together because you like to cuddle, do not be fooled. This stage will last for approximately 3 months before realizing that you can not sleep in that small of a bed any longer, and you will do anything to be able to buy a new one and have your own space while you sleep. 
• If you wrestle and tickle each other, no matter how loud the other person screams, until someone pees their pants, your neighbors will automatically not like you. 
• Cooking for two is very hard, get used to leftovers.